Binders Full of Monkeys

Kongo’s troop watched the presidential debates last night with keen interest and some discord.  Missy wonders aloud whether Kongo found her in a “binder full of monkeys,” Valentine (on the far right and in the top 5% banana bracket) cheered for more tax breaks for banana growers, Cheeks (far left) groused that he was made in China, and Sweetheart (to Missy’s right), incredibly, remains undecided thinking she will soon be picked for the next “undecided” focus group on CNN.  Kongo, recalling his recent conversation with the president at IAD quipped, “he listened to me!”

All the monkeys liked the hot pink dresses worn by the first lady and Mrs. Romney, presumably united in support of breast cancer research which is highlighted each October and they groaned aloud when the CNN anchors opined the possible fashion disaster of both women wearing the same dress….some just don’t get it.

Travel safe.  Have fun.  Vote on November 6.

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