Kongo finally makes it to Washington DC two days late after missing his ride to the airport on Monday because he was monkeying around with sultry simian Missy, his new flame.  Hopefully, Kongo has learned a valuable lesson from this unpleasant experience.  It’s much more pleasant to fly first class on Delta, even in an overhead bin, than be stuffed spread-eagled into a bubble wrap priority mail pouch and get bounced around in a  dark, cold cargo hold and be tossed about by strangers.