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Monkeys on the Bay

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Kongo was able to mix business with pleasure this week on the Chesapeake Bay.  The little monkey flew to Washington Tuesday for a meeting in Annapolis, Maryland on Wednesday.  What fun to meet on a boat to discuss new business opportunities and long term strategy then get underway for a three hour sail on the bay.  In the photo above Kongo sails beneath the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.  When he got home today he had lunch with Mrs. Kongo on a restaurant on the San Diego Bay.  This is the way monkey business should be conducted! Continue reading “Monkeys on the Bay”

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Vampires in Paris

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Since Kongo arrived in Paris on Thursday he was followed by a troop of young girls (virgins he supposed) with long canine teeth and braces. They were always waiting for him at the hotel entrance, crowding about and pushing. Kongo was embarrassed about all the extra security the hotel had to put on to keep all the little vampires in knee-high boots from crashing inside. They hung around outside the entrance to the hotel just below Kongo’s suite around the clock. Sometimes they got fired up and would chant something akin to an American cheerleading song.  Kongo doesn’t speak French but he could well imagine what they were saying: “Hey, Hey, who’s our guy?  We want the monkey, don’t be shy!” or words to that effect.  Turns out, Kongo had completely misread the situation.

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